Digital

 

Screw me, screw me,

Say that you’ll screw me . . .

 

Gotta bounce, gotta shake it to make it.

With that kind of guy, you just can’t fake it.

When he offers, I will take it,

Rake it, and stake it out.

I don’t mind when he wants to grind,

"Go ahead and slap this behind!"

Act aggressively, that’s my kind,

And within me he shall find

A bear who can bare the dare

That’s there.

 

What’s it gonna be? Who’s it gonna be?

Who’s next?

Give me the digits.

 

All he has to ask is to grill,

I just can’t wait to feel the thrill

Till

He’s the King of the Hill-

Billies.

Gee, free willies!

I want him now,

I’ll take his vow,

Get in my way, girl, and "Pow!"

I want his body for me to feel.

For him, who the hell wouldn’t I kill?

As if at a shrine, I would kneel

And reel and leave the damn bill.

Call me a whore if you will.

I’ll leave you sore, you’ll need a pill

‘Cause I like him.

Oh, the lights are dim,

And it’s down low and intensely slow,

But he’s gotta flow, you know.

 

Bump and ride . . .

Oh, uh, uh!

 

What’s it gonna be? Who’s it gonna be?

Who’s next?

Give me the digits.

 

I ponder by the pond

About how fond

I am of him.

I’ll drink him like a bowl of tin -

Stiff and certainly not thin.

I’ll be his next of kin,

His fluttering wren,

A crying vessel of sin.

I wish he’d spread his legs like years in college

So (like a computer) I could gain the knowledge -

Load me in the hard drive.

 

What’s it gonna be? Who’s it gonna be?

Who’s next?

Give me the digits.

 

Next - Collateral . . .