My Flower Garden
One day I asked her,
"What do you think about all day?"
She combed her hair and gave
Me a long, wide stare
And then she slapped me
And screamed,
"What the hell do you mean
With your preposterous ponderings?!!
I think about flowers!"
Flowers are pretty, flowers are precious,
Flowers say what is meant to be said.
Flowers are pretty, flowers are precious,
Flowers are laid on the graves of the dead.
I invoke thee, Lover,
I use the voodoo doll’s head.
I invoke thee, Lover,
To thee I bewed.
We shall elope
Like the feast of a cantaloupe.
In you I have hope,
So wash me down with soap.
Are you gonna leave me alone?
Nope, nope.
With me, you’re gonna learn to cope.
Gotta sip that wine,
Gotta look real fine,
Gotta take the time
To learn to love.
Sail to the moon
On a bed with satin sheets.
I’m sure this beats
Any hell I could fall into.
And sometimes I wonder if
I’m just a blind fool
Stuck in the old school,
Disobeying the rules of my
Patterns of integrity.
Oh, I’ve just got an itch
That I’m acting like a bitch.
With the truckers, a ride I’ll hitch;
Hey, I’ve gotta make it to you,
No matter what it takes,
I’ll disown the fakes,
Crush the cakes
Whatever it takes.
Feel the force and the
Flow of the course,
Neigh like a horse
‘Cause for you I have remorse.